Excuse Me Miss..

It is very commonly found that there is a great deal of banter and horseplay between the Flight Crew and the Cabin Crew.

Today Mr Pilot told us of one trick which was very commonly played on new cabin crew members.

Mr Pilot
- "Mid-flight, the captain; this one is generally led by the captain. So, he will empty a can of vegetable soup into a sick bag. Then call in the new young lady on whom the trick is to be played.

'Excuse me Miss, can you come over to the flight deck please.'

Then just as she starts to come unto the flight deck the First Officer will begin 'Vomiting' into the bag. At which point the airhostess will look in shock as he nauseously goes to hand her the sick bag. As she extends her hand to collect it, the captain clamours

'What are you doing, I'll have that..!'

And grabs the bag and starts drinking it through a straw..!! At this point she will generally run out shrieking..!

Oh, what fun you lot will have before too long; it's all in good fun..!" Mr Pilot smiled in nostalgic content.

I can't wait..