With the third day at flight school over our class seem to be settling in nicely and getting into the swing of things. The instructors are getting more familiar with the class and are the jokes are beginning to reflect this..
One of the subjects being taught by The Squadron Leader is human performance; it contains alot of biological topics about human anatomy and physiology. The Squadron Leader who was quite reserved on the first day has now shown himself to be quite a funny guy. We had already had a number of references to condoms before too long in the lesson as well as a few childish misread of words such as Organism - Orgasm; I know what you're thinking, immature..!
He regaled us with anecdotes; at one point we were discussing the factors affecting heart rate rise, etc. He began talking about one of his sexual exploits with a lady. Before reading this, be aware of the nature of the anecdote and skip over if you think you may be offended.
Squadron Leader -
"When I undressed she said
'Wow, that is the biggest hampton I have seen..! I am young and have a weak heart.'
To which I replied "Ok well, lie on your left side and I'll try and miss it..!!"
At this point the class was in hysterics..!! It seems as though flying school is definately a Boy's Club. And what a club to be a member of..!!
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